Take These Broken Wings & Learn to Fly

Erin, 25, VA
Teen Wolf | Harry Potter | The Hunger Games | Supernatural | Doctor Who | Breaking Bad | Orange is the New Black

“[Minho] pulled one of his knives from a pocket and, without missing a beat, cut a big piece of ivy off the wall. He threw it on the ground behind him and kept running. “Bread crumbs?” Thomas asked, the old fairy tale popping into his mind. Such odd glimpses of his past had almost stopped surprising him. “Bread crumbs,” Minho replied. “I’m Hansel, you’re Gretel.”

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

morganosaurus:

I can’t say I’ve ever been proud of my campus before, but seeing these in my building make me all kinds of happy

So, you talked to Tammy. What’s it like to stare into the eye of Satan’s butt hole?

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via halfvodka)

#i actually love this  #you can fart if you want to  #you can leave your friends behind  #if your friends dont fart and if they dont fart  #they’re no friends of mine

(via rogerwilsons)

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Katniss is right. I’m the monster. I’m the mutt. I’m the one Snow has turned into a weapon!”

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

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The most important part of the making of video - Ki Hong’s biceps

Everywhere in the world they hurt little girls.

redefinedrose:

tayelchapo:

this why they killed him

JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.

potterbird:

"I’m just gonna ask you 73 questions in an unreasonably short amount of time.”

leamlchele:

on a scale of one to glee how bad is that decision

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